Monday, March 16, 2015

Trials and Tribulations

Of assembling a Harley Sportster transmission after the case has been modified for a ball bearing on the sprocket side.
Some projects are doomed from the start, and a big part of experience is learning how to spot them in advance.  My own Ironhead Sportster project from Hell is a good example of one of those.  I didn’t.
This poor motorcycle, which had only accumulated some 12,000 miles in its brief tortured existence before I rescued it, had fallen under the control of an idiot, who thrashed and trashed and jumped and dumped it within an inch of its life, only abandoning it to the corner of the garage when the oil coming out the transmission was equal to however much you put in.  Then it became trade bait and payment for debts, and changed hands several times before I wound up with it for $1000, which proved to be way too much.  Still, it was a numbers matching original 1979, which is rare because they were so ugly nobody bought one.  It even still has the 18” rear mag wheel.
The drive chain on a Sportster is on the right side, and the transmission pops out the left side after you pull the clutch and a bunch of other stuff.  Where the mainshaft goes through the right side case there is a steel insert cast into the aluminum case and bored at the factory to fit a pressed-in bearing race that houses a series of loose roller bearings held in place by a retaining ring on the one side and a thrust washer on the other.  When one over-tightens the rear chain the load is felt as accelerated wear in those rollers that can lead to bearing failure that causes the mainshaft to wobble under load and wipe out the oil seal behind the sprocket, which then allows all the oil in the clutch and transmission to run out past the shaft.  If one is of the type to notice the oil, but think, “Well, it’s a Harley, after all, they just mark their spot, right?”, and do nothing about it, well, then it’s not surprising one would also not notice that the oil stopped leaking out on the garage floor after every ride, mostly because one never cleaned up the previous oil anyway, but tracked it into the house, after which the old lady chewed on one for some time.  Then, when one noticed the rear chain was kinda sloppy because the bearing was chewed up, and took a Crescent wrench to the axle nut and tightened that chain right up, plus a little for smoothness, it was a good thing one had drag pipes on the bike, which made it less likely that one heard the bearing sieze up and start to spin inside the critical steel sleeve, cause that woulda made some noise, all right.  Especially when the dry-as-a-bone gearbox started to howl as the gears lost their alignment because the mainshaft was going south and started rubbing the corners off the gears.  But even for one so idiotic as to fail to notice or understand the significance of all this, there comes a point where the bike just wouldn’t go no more, so there it sat.  And when I first pulled the sprocket off and looked at the charred remains of the mainshaft and the hogged out guts of the right side engine case, I knew I was hosed.  Screwed, blued and tattooed, as they say.  So I parked it for a few years to see if it would fix itself, say about ten.
Then I got introduced to Keith Johnson, a genius machinist, welder, technologist and beer drinking hippy biker then creating strange things from a garage along Lake Tapps.  He had run across this same problem in the past and created a spud to which you could bolt the engine case half down flat on the table of a milling machine and pick up the exact center of where the mainshaft bearing bore used to be, and re-machine the case to fit a ball bearing.  He had turned up an old Harley Davidson blueprint from 1958 that showed the dimensions of a counter bored pocket exactly five hundred thousandths of an inch deep and 2.0476” diameter, apparently a modification requested by the Racing Department, who were flogging the early Sportsters at dirt tracks all across the country and needed more load capacity there.  Keith proceeded to do just that through both the steel insert and the aluminum case itself, working upside down from the back side of the housing, and it came out right, an achievement that I take my hat off to, speaking as a machinist myself fully aware of how tricky that job was.
So that fixed the engine cases, and the frame had been straightened and repaired by Darwin in White Center, so it was time to put it back together.  About 5 years later, one day, innocently, Ron said, “You know, those projects are great to have, but every now and then you gotta actually do one, right?”  That’s when I knew it was time to get back on the Sportster from Hell, and stay on it this time.  I’ll let you know how it comes out.
Oh, yeah, one more thing.  When you replace the loose rollers on the sprocket side of the mainshaft with a 6205R ball bearing, it turns out to be 15mm wide, or .590”, which does not leave room for the stock thrust washer with the tang on the bottom that matched the notch in the race that you’re not using any more, so you have to find a thrust washer that matches the ID and OD but is about .040” thick, which I found at Grainger under part number 4XFR4, to bring the end play down to about .005”.  The OD and ID are 1.540” and 1”, respectively. 
Then you discover that the mainshaft is .983” diameter and the bearing you got is 1”, so then you cut a piece of feeler gage about .007” thick on the bias so it fills the gap and slip it in between the shaft and the inner race with some Loctite 609 to keep it there, knowing it will be further retained by the sprocket on the outside and mainshaft low gear on the inside.
Here’s a copy of the factory drawing from 1958 that shows the counter bore:

With that in hand, and a good machinist sitting in front of a decent milling machine, you can get that wasted engine back in useable shape again.  Good luck.  :-{)}

Revival
As I have been reminded of late, the project of bringing back to life an old motorcycle that has been in storage, if not disassembled, for lo these many years is not smooth and straightforward.  There will be fits, and stops and starts, parts lost and found, mistakes made, oh, yeah, lots of those…
I picked this bike up sorta as a favor for a friend, some twenty-one years or so ago, and it was pretty thrashed, as detailed in the previous installment of this story, titled “Trials and Tribulations”.  The one thing it had going for it was the fact that it was a numbers-matching original XLH-1000, but that was pretty much the only thing.  I’ve learned, for example, that in 1979 the Sportster engines came with three different exhaust valve diameters, 1 5/8”, 1 11/16”, and 1 ¾”, and that mine were the smallest, meaning it was the cheapest of base model Harleys from the days when they still produced the XLCR and the XR-1000.  So that put the kibosh on any thoughts of somehow breaking even financially on a restoration project featuring this particular bike, especially given the bent frame, hogged out transmission case and general state of destruction visited upon it by a succession of idiotic owners, or one really bad one.
I decided early on that, because of the rough treatment it had received, this bike was the Harley equivalent of the abandoned puppy, and that the only proper response was to take it in and nurse it back to health, no matter how long it took.  I suspect the main reason it survived all these years was because we only moved once in all that time, which allowed the Sporty the luxury of rest, and of being forgotten.
After the initial rush of enthusiasm when the project arrived, which resulted in some fortuitous parts finds like the new rear caliper and brake rotors and the Koni shocks off the discount table at the dealer and the frame being repaired and straightened by Darwin in White Center and powder coated by Art Brass, the discovery of the ruinous transmission damage put a ten year damper on the project, during which time it lived in boxes under the bench.  I gotta say that, in all that time, the only good part I lost was the front upper motor mount, and that’s a bummer, because all the cheap chromed aftermarket parts are junk that must be reworked to even start to fit.  I’m still looking for that.
The assembly of the engine was delayed for a few years while I tried to get the flywheel and crank shaft runout within factory specs.  The early version of the crank had retainers and screws around the crank pin nuts, the way they’d done it since the early days, but, starting in late 1979, they dropped the retainers and substituted a drop of Loctite 690 on the taper and tighten the hell out of those nuts, which I never trusted, but there it is.  I have an old Shovelhead service manual that says to use a drop of battery acid in place of the Loctite, which is newfangled.  I finally took it up to Steve at Burgin’s, who showed me you just gotta hit it real hard in just the right place, after which it went together fine.  It hasn’t blown up yet, but I haven’t taken it to the drags yet, either.
After that it was a fairly straightforward process of assembly, test, say damn, disassemble, fix, reassemble, test, say damn some more, and so on.  The gas tank was so full of crud after all the years of dry storage (yes, I know about oil storage, now) that it plugged the petcock strainer so high that reserve fuel supply did not work, causing it to run out of gas on its maiden voyage.  The bike should have come with electronic ignition, which started with the ’78 models, but had been converted to points by one of the idiots, so I went with that.  Right off the bat the little tab that rides on the point cam broke in such a way that it looked fine with the engine off, but lifted like a finger when you attempted to start it, and collapsed the point gap.  After we got that figured out I decided to replace it with a nice Dyna-tech electronic ignition that I found in my pile, only to discover that it was junk, but only after going to the trouble to install it.  Tell me why, please, why, oh, why do people take junk parts off their motorcycles and keep them?  Do they think time heals all wounds?  Have they forgotten the simple fact that electricity, at its root, is smoke, and when the smoke comes out the electricity goes away?  But I digress… forgive me.  The mind wanders when you consider how you installed three different carburetors to fix an electrical problem.
I learned many lessons during the course of this project, some that bear repeating.  I learned not to buy new tires at the start of the project, wait till closer to the end, so as to avoid brand new ten year old tires.  Same goes for batteries…  I learned that the shallow dish in the rear sprocket goes to the inside, and if you guess wrong the first time it will rub on the chain guard and the sprocket cover, which is bad.  I learned that camshaft end play is over rated, and can lead to head-bangers balls, which explains Metallica.
I finally got it home from that ill-fated maiden voyage and discovered that the shifter peg had vibrated half way out of the shift lever, the clutch perch pin had been missing the retaining ring on the bottom and was standing at attention.  The right side front caliper had somehow coughed up one of the nuts that hold the caliper to the fork slider, squirting the shoulder bolt out the side and taking a chunk of the hexagonal pocket on the inner edge of the casting with it.  I noticed that while trying to figure out why the front brakes quit working, and was that brake fluid all over the rotor on that side?  More damns… the left front caliper was quietly disassembling itself as the big bolt that holds the halves together backed out.  Geez, who was the idiot who put the brakes on that front end?  Oh, yeah, that guy… I’ll have to talk to him.
But slowly, almost in spite of itself, the list of things to do got smaller and smaller.  The collector vehicle plate arrived in the mail, finally, and the left turn signals actually fixed themselves, which was good, because there was no reason why they shouldn’t, and I couldn’t figure out why they wouldn’t.

And so, after twenty-one years of breakdown and storage and neglect and renewal, one of Harley Davidson’s equivalent to a teenager in love in the ‘50s is now back on the road.  I owe many thanks to my guru team of Ron Fox and John Van Golen for helping me through the starts and the stumbles.  The plan is to introduce it to the community at the Isle of Vashon TT in 2015, if the Harley Gods be willing.  We’ll see you there.  :-{)}}

Friday, March 6, 2015

urban legends

We've all heard them:  stories of improbable deals, incredible finds, lucky strikes or big scores.  How often have we actually come close enough to one of them to actually be in a position to do something about it?  How about now?  Let me tell you the story…
I did a bad thing yesterday.  I went to a house in Newcastle and bought two Honda Shadows.  Yeah, I know, that’s ridiculous.  The very idea that a dyed-in-the-wool old Harley guy like me would actually go out and buy not one, but two Hondas at the same time is hard to fathom.  But it happened, and that’s another story for another time.  It’s what I found when I went to pick them up that is the stuff of legend.
See, there is this guy, we’ll call him Larry, because that’s his name.  Larry was renting a room from a friend of his named Hugh.  As things happen, Hugh died suddenly just last month.  I don’t know anything about the family situation, other than that Larry got a sudden eviction notice just last week that forced him to be gone by this weekend.  That’s what caused him to place the ad in Craigslist with the two Hondas at the improbably low price that resulted in me showing up at Hugh’s house yesterday morning.  After an intense dickering session that mostly consisted of me walking around in circles trying to convince myself I really wanted to do this, the deal was struck, and I began to load two motorcycles into the back of my pickup along with the usual pile of stuff that accumulates when you own a motorcycle.  As the project continued, I noticed more and more just what was in that double garage besides my two new bikes.
Hugh, it turns out, was a car guy.  When I looked up the address on Zillow and accessed the street view option from Google Earth, the street view of Hugh’s house, taken whenever, shows a top fuel dragster under a tarp in the driveway, so he was a real car guy.  By the time I showed up, the dragster was long gone, of course, but I saw why it had been relegated to storage in the driveway.
The first thing that leaped out at me was the two street rods.  Both appear to be fiberglass bodied ’32 Ford roadster types with the full fenders and running boards and an open hood showing the large V-8 engine and headers.  That was the red one, nearest the doorway.  The black one in the background was facing the other way, so I couldn't see if it had an engine under the hood.  The red rod was half covered in empty cardboard boxes, old blankets, and junk.  Sitting on the rear was a brand new fancy aluminum spacer for a large four barrel carb, along with a couple of gaskets, obviously brand new, just sittin’ there.  Down on the floor alongside was a brand new very large aluminum distributor for some big block engine, just sittin’ there.  A little ways from that was a new crankshaft wrapped in plastic, just sittin’ there on the floor.  Over on the bench I saw what appeared to be a complete rocker arm setup for a big block Ford, just kinda piled haphazardly on top of a bunch of stuff on the bench.
In between the back of the car and that workbench was a pile of what appeared to be brand new name brand hot rod components that was probably 12 feet long and about 8 feet wide and floor to ceiling high.  Most of it was in boxes, some with tantalizing hand-written labels like “Corvette fans”, others closed and packed.  On the wall opposite the pile was a typical car guy setup:  three rollaway toolboxes jammed full of every kind of mechanic’s tool you could imagine.  On the floor on the other side of the red rod was a new looking cherry picker engine hoist, just sittin’ there.  I saw at least one air compressor.  Everywhere I looked was more cool stuff, but I had to get out of there, so I left.
When I walk out into my own garage I see what happens when a man, over many years, has a hobby or an interest and spends time and money on that interest and accumulates the tools of the trade needed to work that hobby, and the spare parts that go along with it.  As an Ebay guy, I stand in a room like that one in Newcastle and look around, and all I see is inventory, bright flashing dollar signs popping out of boxes and dripping from the ceiling.  In the end, all of our toys become someone else’s inventory.  You go to the swap meet, and that’s what you’re looking at spread out all over those tables and on the floor:  a man’s life, reduced to inventory.  Hopefully, when we’re gone, and our inventory has been dissipated out into the community, we can only hope two things.  One is that some of those cool things that we thought highly enough of to collect and hold on to will wind up in the hands of someone who will actually put them to use as they were intended, if not just for the pleasure of owning them as well.  The other thing is that we will be remembered for more than just our possessions, for while our possessions do describe us, they take as much meaning from our ownership and use of them as we do from them, and when they are dispersed that meaning drops off and they become simple things again, a hammer, rather than my hammer or his hammer.  It is only in the memory of people that things become permanently connected to a person, like Eric Clapton’s guitar, or that very cool old National Steel banjo that is displayed behind glass at the first restaurant you come to on the way down into Naches on Highway 410 to Yakama.  That’s why tools I have inherited from my father are more valuable to me than tools I bought myself.
So here is the essence of this Urban Legend:  In a double car garage in a house in Newcastle at this very moment, a man’s life is about to become inventory for someone.  The difficulty lies in the fact that we don’t know who to ask.  The two tenants were on their way out the door, and did not have any contact information to whom could be placed an inquiry about all the stuff in the garage.  Hugh apparently lived alone, and they did not know of any immediate family in the area.

I’m not a car guy, so I wouldn’t know where to start on this pile, but I do get the strong feeling that this is indeed a legendary pile, that is about to change hands one way or the other, and I don’t have any way to find an opening, other than to park out front and wait for someone to show up.  Tomorrow would be a very good day to do just that, but I won’t be there.  I do, however, have one thing you will usually never hear as part of an Urban Legend.  I have the address of the house in Newcastle on my phone.  Obviously, I would not publish that kind of information, but if any of you car guys see this and get fired up by the idea, get in touch with me.  What would be really cool is to hear the rest of the story some day, about the guy who saw an opportunity dangling in front of him and went for it.  But mostly I just want to know what all was in that pile… :-{)}