Friday, January 2, 2015

Cleanup Duty at the Spring Opener


Back in the day, when the ABATE of Washington Spring Opener was the social event of the season for bikers, all the various chapters used to stand up at the board meeting and take on the various responsibilities that had to be accomplished to make it run smoothly.  Auburn Chapter, our home chapter, was always one of the doers, and this year we had cleanup duty.
The run site in those days was down the hill by the water intake for the City of Cle Elum in the old quarry site on the river.  To get there you rode past the Old No. 3 tavern a ways, then took a left on the dirt road where the road bends to the right.  That led through a pine forest to the edge of the cliff overlooking the quarry site, now overgrown with doug firs starting to get big, shrubs and grass.  A steep downhill led to the floor of the pit, which covered about 80 acres or so.  In later years, when they filmed the scene in “Northern Exposure” where the guy drives his Harley off a cliff, it was that cliff they used.  My brother-in-law rigged the stunt, and he used a Honda Shadow as a stand in for the Harley, because the Harley was too valuable, and besides, it would be sacrilegious, they all agreed.
This is also the spot where the guy drove his pickup truck into the river because his girlfriend dared him to and the resultant rescue made the pages of Easyrider magazine.
Usually about 3,000 bikers would gather at the site for a typical Spring Opener.  They would camp all around the center area where the stage was erected and the vendors would set up, and at night the smoke from the campfires floated through the trees and crowds of people would stumble from campfire to campfire trading stories, hail-fellow-well-mets, drugs and alchohol in mass quantities, until an atmosphere of general craziness prevailed.  Security was known to tie guys to trees until they came down enough occasionally, babies were made, weddings and divorces happened, loud rock and roll was played till the wee small hours.  The ABATE folks would take in about $50,000.00 over the course of the weekend, and spread much of it around the surrounding communities for things like sani-cans, water trucks and beer, lots of beer.
Sunday morning dawned like the aftermath of a battle.  Smoke drifted from the many abandoned campfires and the ground was littered with an incredible mash of beer cans, cigarette packages and butts - lots of butts, and just general trash.
People would start stirring about 10:00 in the morning, and by noon the exodus would be in full swing.  The cleanup crew was already planning on spending another night on site, so we had the luxury of kicking back and watching everyone else pack and leave.
Then the gleaners began to arrive.  Local folks, mostly, some of who had attended the party, others who simply waited for the crowds to disperse.  One by one, they would drive down into the site in their pickups to snatch up the leftover firewood along with anything anybody left behind.  There’s no lost and found here, only lost and gone forever.  By the time they were done there was nothing left but the smoke and the garbage, and we got to work.
In later years we would get smart and make a healthy donation to the Boy Scouts Activity fund and invite them to pick up the garbage and keep all the aluminum cans, but in those days we did it all ourselves.  One crew took my Chevy pickup and filled the back with garbage cans.  Those we would fill with water dipped from the river in 5 gallon buckets, then drive all around the campsite looking for abandoned campfires.  We would douse and shovel all of them, some of which had spread in unpredictable directions under the soil, only to pop up 10 feet away.
The other crew was filling many garbage bags with trash and collecting all the ones we handed out during the event.  All the while, the crowd was slowly dispersing, down to a handful of people on the cleanup crew, or just the ones in no hurry to go back to reality.
Late in the afternoon I saw what turned out to be a white 1959 Cadillac hearse slowly coming down the steep entrance road.  They pulled up to our area, and two young country boys got out.  After exchanging the usual pleasantries and introductions, they told us their story.
They lived in Oregon, on a commercial rabbit farm with thousands of rabbits grown for food, mostly.  A cousin had told them about the Spring Opener, and they sensed an opportunity to go to a great party and make a little money at the same time.  All they had to do was take along some rabbits and sell them to the campers for $5 each, and they would cover the cost of the trip and have some fun, too.

They took us to the back of the hearse and opened the doors.  Where the casket would have been was a large electric chest freezer, which had been unplugged for three days at that point.  Inside the freezer was about 300 pounds of dead, skinned, butchered rabbits, looking pretty slimy by then, but still good.  “Help yourself”  they said.  “We broke down in Yakima when the wheel fell off the front, and we had to get a backing plate from somewhere in Toppenish and that cost $100, and now we gotta cook, eat or toss these rabbits and hope we have enough gas to get home.”  So we had a rabbit fry that night.  The next morning the kids drove back in the back by the base of the cliff and spilled enough food on the ground to keep two local coyote packs busy for a week, then tucked their tales between their legs and headed for home.  The coyotes had a hootenanny, I bet.  :-{)}

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