Now that we know, it should have been obvious all
along. The leaders of the Greater
Galaxy, meaning the Milky Way - a remote isolated sector of one of the smaller
arms in which our Solar system is buried - and also meaning the representatives
of the greater Culture that has gained hegemony over the millennia, has decided
a few thousand years ago to place this planet of primitive, dangerous mammals
under close surveillance, within the restrictions imposed by the Prime
Directive of non-interference.
That decision has been proven correct over and over again as
the human race gained in technical sophistication without managing to leave
behind all their primitive beliefs and clannish behaviors and the religions
they manufactured to support those beliefs and justify those behaviors. There is an ongoing argument among the
professionals in the Oversight department whether we will kill ourselves along
with most of the other species on Earth before we wise up to reality and start
cleaning up the messes we’ve made.
One side says that, in order to be scientifically pure and rigorous
in the experiment, we should be allowed to go extinct as a result of our
decisions, and a new and interesting species of being will take our place.
The other side says that, even though things are going bad
fast, it is also true that the majority of people are not in a position to do
much about it other than vote in the next election, though it must be admitted
that less than half of us bother to do that, and an even smaller amount tries
to work on the issues and for their solutions.
Because of them, it is pointed out, we are worth saving, and someone
should step in and put a stop to our insanity before we blow the whole world
up. Not to mention that the rest of the
planetary biodiversity has not been given a chance to weigh in on the situation.
The argument continues, and the betting line on the outcome
has a life of its own.
And of course, in any society, even one as vast and
complicated as one that spans a galaxy, there are always the outsiders, the
pirates, the negative side of the equation, always working in the dark, quick
to run for cover when the cops show up.
It is also true that there is one thing that a vast,
complicated society loves to share among it’s elite members, that of succulent
and tasty comestibles from all the remote parts of the galaxy, the more obscure
the better. A good red wine from certain
areas of France, or California, is worth enough per bottle on Altair VI to buy
the whole vineyard that produced it, and don’t even get them started on the idea of chocolate!
That is why, for thousands of years, especially over the last
few hundreds as our culinary output grew in sophistication, the demand for
Earth-made products has ensured a steady supply of smugglers and agents all
scouring the planet for the next great find.
Our current economic system supports all this activity nicely. Just try to think about how many anonymous
warehouses exist all over the world into which things can go and never come
back out, since they got transported aboard the cloaked vessel orbiting the
planet.
This interest has also been spreading into jewelry and
musical instruments. Think about
it: We have been digging up diamonds for
hundreds of years, yet the price is still so high! Some of them are just not accountable for. Like a ’59 Gibson Les Paul sunburst guitar,
some have just disappeared, and nobody knows where they went. Nobody on this world, anyway.
Many choice items are so highly valued, like Vincent motorcycles,
Bugatti automobiles or antique firearms, that people maintain lists of every
known example of the marque and speculate endlessly on the fate of the missing
ones. It should be clear that those have
all disappeared off-planet.
It also tends to explain all the stories we have heard, from
biblical days forward, about contact between humans and God, or Gods, or any of
their related Angels and Demons. It also
explains the UFO stories, Area 51, and the rest. No surveillance can be perfect, and crashes
do happen.
So how do I know all of this, you ask? Easy.
I made it up. There are several
layers of reality, you know. You have Facts. Then you have Facts disguised as Fiction,
along with Fiction masquerading as Fact, quite common on Facebook.
And then, thanks to the efforts of Robert Shea and Robert
Anton Wilson in the Illuminatus Trilogy, you have facts disguised as fiction
disguised as facts, masquerading as the Truth.
Only you can decide which is which, and don’t ask me to point you in the
right direction. I’ll just make
something up. :-{)}
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